A (non-smoker) man sees another man leaning against the wall of a large building.
The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?"
"Four."
"How long have you been smoking?"
"Thirty years."
"That's over forty thousand packs! Why, if you didn't smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building."
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?"
"Never."
"Do you own this building?"
"No."
"Well, I do."
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A Technology Joke:
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.
WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: Hard disk full.
WIFE: Have you brought the saree?
HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!
HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
WIFE: Forget it, where's your salary?
HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.
WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.
WIFE: You are useless!
HUSBAND: By default.
WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!
HUSBAND: Too many parameters.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
WIFE: I will leave you forever!
HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!
HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going!!!
HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer
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Enjoy.
Funny Jokes:Laugh Out Loud
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Extremely Funny Videos:
I went to youtube to relax myself today.I was feeling very bored and also tensed.So to relax myself,I watched these videos.
Watch and Enjoy.
Extremely Funny Falls:
Extreme Funny:
Haha!Now Im rolling with laughter.
Note:Please don't try these at home.LOL.
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Studying In Many Schools-Studied In 5 Schools
I always think of this whenever I think about my school.I know few people who studied in the same school from start to end.I also know of people who studied in two schools.But I studied in 5 different schools.First I went to a play school.Then from Pre K.G. to 2ng grade I studied in a school called Jawahar Vidyalaya.I don't remember much about this school.One thing I remember is that I used to wet my inner wear.LOL.
Then I went to a school called Hindu School and studied there from 3rd to 6th.This school was fun but not much of a fun.I used to get scolding for anything and everything.So,I and my four friends(who used to get scoldings) moved to a school called Saraswathy Venkatraman School together.
We studied there from 7th to 10th.This is the first school where I had so much of fun.Never got scoldings or beatings.After finishing 10th Grade,I shifted house and went to another school called N.S.N School.I studied the last two years of school here.This is also a very good school where we has a lot of fun.Fun,Fun,Fun was the only thing we had there.
Ill write more about my school in my future posts.Now Im winding up.Thanks for reading it.
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My Personal Blog
Hi.Im Ramkarthik,a 17 year old.Ill be turning 18 this August.This is my personal blog.Im not a experienced person to share personal things.But I still know something that I can share with you,get help from you and sometimes help you.Not only will I be sharing personal things,but every single things I come across each day.There are so many to come in this blog.So wait for my next post.Thanks.
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